Gentle Reader

Dear Reader
It's oi Giles here an oi wants to thank you for your koind concern over moi liddle maids.You must not trouble yourself Dear Reader as oi as all in and so to speak.Them maids lives the loife ov Riley they does. As long as they lets down at milking toime, we are farmers ere after all! Them maids as a roight good ome for as long as they loik(see above on let down).
The Missus an oi are eadin to foreign parts this spring.Oi'm a tad nervous as oi have never left ome before but Mother can get roight peevish at toimes if oi says no too often an she as always ad an ankerin to see France,Gawd elp us!
We as the tickets and we are off to Paris in the springtime, April to be sure. Mother says that is the roight time for Paris as it is all about romance and loik, an that is when it is most romantic.Oi has big doubts about they Frenchies, never mind romance.Oi don't loik ow they treats their beasts to be plain spoke about it and their grub sounds downroight scary but what is a man to do? Oi as to live with Mother after all and if she wants Paris, Paris it is!
Oi am trying not to think about it.
Thank you for your kind concern for moi liddle maids.
Giles