Aar, you dear liddle toads missed me! Oi'm as pleazed as can be to be talking to you agin though Oi has been busy of late as we has Springtoime chores to be seein to. Oi loves the Springtoime, Oi truly does. Moi liddle maids is all in calf, they liddle sweethearts. So too is Angela, not calf of course, that would be roight daft. She's in pig Angela is and proud of it! Her liddle tackers will be here roight soon, an Oi for one, is lookin forwaard to they bacon. Roight tasty our Angela"s liddle tackers is. Course we has to fatten they up first. Then we eats um!
We alzo has the spring lambs a gambolling in the medders. They's roight good too with peas, taters and mint sauce. Mother does a loverly lamb paasty. Makes moi mouth aal awatter it does to think on Mothers paasties. Now! now! we'll has none of they smutty thoughts on Mother and her paasties. You townies need to get your moinds out o' they gutters and your hands on some good 'onest Devon muck!
Hoi! Oi hears my Buttercup bellerin! Must be er time. Oi'm comin moi liddle maid. Farmer Giles will see you through moi pet.
Oi has to go. Been roight pleazant talking to ee. Oi'll be back never fear! Oi am roight fond of you liddle toads, even if yez aare lazy city buggaars! Taaraa!
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