Happy Hallowe'en

Here's a Hallowe'en joke for you. Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when a huge hairy vampire leaps in front of their car.
"Quick, "says the driver nun to the other. "Show him your cross!"
The passenger nun rolls down the window, leans out and yells:
"Sod off, you great hairy git!"

Have a hauntingly good evening.