Spam, Glorious Spam!

Today I would like to address the issue of spam. I thought spam was something disgusting that had once been an animal and came out of a tin but now I know better. Ever since I opened this blogging thingy I have been the unfortunate recipient of frightful begging messages. They run from ex American soldiers in dire need of my financial help to illiterate notes from African solicitors wanting me to help them launder gazzillions of dollars (always U.S.) I would open these things up and have a good laugh but then I found out the laugh was on me. I was told if this stuff was opened, especially the web sites, I was running the risk of being hacked and my bank account evaporating. Well I 'm not an idiot so now I don't read the stories when they come. I miss them . There was always the opportunity for a laugh. Now I have to be all serious and responsible and delete them. I liked spam better when I thought it came out of a can.